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| this, mofo, is kick ass dresser |
In less than one week, we've had a smoothie spill, milkshake explosion in the car, a tub shit (first one for EZ), two trips to IKEA (that in itself, is a miracle I didn't kill anyone), three pee
totally on purpose because he has a cone on his head accidents from Sam, random leaking water from the toilet, a broken candle thing that was balancing for a good amount of time on the edge of the counter before it committed suicide, one poo accident (still mad) from Sam, a bubble wand explosion in our bedroom (Ava's fault), and spilled day-old milk in the circus tent (just to clarify, it's from IKEA for the kids).
So.
I did what any normal human being does.
I went to Express and bought myself clothes. I'm checking the fuck out of this week.
This weather, at least, has me in a glorious mood, all things considered and next week WILL be better because this mother of the year is having a birthday. HOLLA!!
