Hey ya'll. I've got two things to tell you about. I'm whoring myself out to get votes here. I'm sorry, except I'm not. Listen, I scoop poop out of the bathtub on a regular basis, I really need to do these contests to show that I'm not just another poop scooping mama. Get where I'm coming from? Besides they're fun.
Blogger Idol 2013. Soon they will be announcing the Top 12. The peeps are chosen by the judges. I'm not sure how the voting off works (if an audience is involved?) but each week (if chosen... pff as if I won't be) I will have a writing assignment and each week someone will get the boot.
I really don't know if I even have the chops to be in the Top 12 but you never know unless you do, right? DOUBLE FINGER CROSSIES!!! Also, I might shit myself if I do make the Top 12 because holy shit balls... PRESSURE!
I've been nominated for Babble 100 Best Bloggers 2013. I would love you guys to pieces if you would give me a likey-poo.
I'm serious. I will love you FOOOREVVVVVER. Unless that completely creeps you out, forget I said that and just click like.
Click here to zip on over to my page. Drop a link, share, tweet, like... whatever floats your boat.
I'm not going to be totally lazy and just ask for votes. I'm going to show you something. This happened twice in 30 minutes. I think we can all agree that Dried-on Milk is the perfect name for this blog. Yes? Yes.